Monday, December 1, 2008

Biscuits N' _________

Hey everybody. This is the first installment of a blog that I intend to keep up to date. I'll more than likely, though, post in it for a solid two months then I'll forget about it. With that said, let's get this thing going!

You might be wondering why the name of this blog is "Biscuits N' Blogging." It has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? I bet it makes you want to visit my blog every day from now on. Well that's no accident, folks. It's the result of a theory that I'm very proud of. Basically it goes like this:

If you open a business, any business, it will be very successful if you name it Biscuits N' (insert product here). Just think about it for a second. You love biscuits. Everyone does. It's un-American if you don't. If you don't think the Pillsbury Doughboy is the best creation ever then you might as well tear that Support Our Troops bumper sticker right off of your Ford pickup. Not only do you think of that plumpy little doughboy when you think of biscuits, you also think of good times at your mother's (or legal guardian's) house. Warm biscuits are a staple of the American family. In short, biscuits make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. They make you feel good. If you're a business owner, why not take advantage of this?

Imagine something is wrong with your car and you need to fix it. Would you rather go to Midas or would you rather go to Biscuits N' Auto Parts? I thought so. Your Nikes getting old? Don't head to Foot Locker. Take a trip to Biscuits N' Shoes. Not convinced? Say you're planning a bachelor party for a friend. Don't take the group to TDs or Scores. Take them to Biscuits N' Biscuits.

This is just a theory, but I think there's something to it. That's why I named my blog what I did. This blog will make you feel all warm and fuzzy. And it might make you fat from all the carbs and butter. Happy reading. Kthanksbye.

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